Boy Scouts need to earn their wings in life to become Eagle Scouts, sometimes that means going to EXTRA lengths for badges. Today was no different, a typical Sunday I was out selling cookies trying to raise funds and earn my next badge. I realized that the richer the neighborhood looked, the higher the chances of sales! I passed by this really nice house on the block next to camp and I decided to give a knock at one of the doors. To my surprise a really nice Latin lady answered, I looked her up and down and MY GOODNESS! I could see her NIPPLES! She was actually really really hot. But I shouldn't ever have those thoughts. I'm a good boy I swear! My Spanish wasn't too good but I think she wants me to go inside to wait her to find her puurse because before you know it I'm inside her home sitting on her couch. WOAH? Why is she putting a blindfold on me?? She wants me to try her cookie?? Huh? Why are you taking my pants off ? I'M A VIRGINNNNNNN!!!